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Wednesday, September 04, 2002 ( 3:54 PM ) Fat Bitch Oh my God...someone has stolen my g/f and replaced her with a sex-monkey!!! Oh I laud on and on about how I'm starved for sex, and can never get enough...well baby, let me tell you something... That's not ever gonna change. (tee hee hee) But after 9 years with Whitney...I had myself pretty much convinced that I would have sex on average of every two months or so...and even that would not always be worth it. Well shitfire, she's gone and proved me wrong this week...BIG TIME. Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo....I just don't know what to do with myself. I've been running around all week with this big stupid grin, and a sore kootchie muffin...but I'm sure as hell not complaining. Hurray Hurray Hurray..... . # |
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